Adventures in Hypochondria

I got an email today and thought, "Oh dear lord, what fresh hell is this?". One repeated word was slightly - and I mean VERY lightly - highlighted. Just enough to look like spots in my vision. 

I was sure the macular degeneration had started and I was going blind right then and there or maybe I was stroking out or having super speed growing eyeball tumors. My kid read the email and reassured me that it really was just highlighted text and I didn't need to be airlifted to the emergency room anytime soon.

Also, I promise not to "inbite" friends, singing or not.