Do Not Open! Never Bye

Cleaning out my almost-adult kid's room we found a box from many years ago...

Inside was another box labeled "Stay Away, Keep Out, Secret, Go Away, Do Not Open!, Never Bye."

So for sure we had to open it.

There was another round box.

With "My Diary" inside.

The box had a false bottom with a secret message.

"Aaron Cartter is so cute"

There was also an "Evil Pen of Evil"

The Diary contained one entry. We had no idea what Johnny Depp did to get crossed off the A-List, but he was definitely OUT.