Interlude: And We Are Dangerously Short On Chocolate

In the couple of weeks since I was diagnosed:

• My dishwasher has started leaking
• My washing machine gives me error codes
• My car battery died
• My refrigerator froze/overheated
• The main server at work (for which I'm responsible) completely crashed

Cancer isn't enough; apparently every convenience in my life has to remind me of its mortality.

Intro: About My Lady Business...

Part 1: Going Medieval on the Girly Goodies

Part 2: I'm not getting older - my doctors are getting younger

Part 3: You're Going to Feel a Little Pinch

Interlude: And We Are Dangerously Short On Chocolate

Part 4: Radical Hysterectomy is the Name of My Next Band.

Interlude: Lessons in Perspective

Interlude: What Have You Got to Lose?

Part 5: It's All Fun and Games Until Somebody Loses a Uterus

It Takes a Village to Kick Cancer's Ass 

Part 6: The Catheter and the Hat