Doc: "You know," [push poke push], "they are no longer recommending manual breast exams. Just mammograms." [mush poke]
Doc: "Not even self exams. Other side"
Me: "Then why are you still doing them?"
Doc: [sigh/headdrop] "I don't know." [poke push]
Me: "And yet you're still touching my boob..."
|Where I parked|
The place I go is very nice with real cloth gowns, nice dressing rooms with forgiving lighting and even a cappuccino machine.
|Stylin' in the cloth gown!|
|Disney Princess dressing rooms!|
I think grown-up should get merit badges too.
Today was my 10th mammogram!